Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Tales from the Metropolis - Part 1

(The below post and this series is entirely a work of fiction. Although some might believe its an exaggerated version of some real life incidents which seek to glorify the protagonist. However the author would like the maintain the pretense of humility which he claims he has stood for all his life.)

Agamemnon was pacing up and down in his study. He has changed his mind three times in the past one hour. His plan was finally shaping up but a few niggling doubts remained. He had hoped to clear them in this meeting. He was really tired, after 3 years of hard work it was finally time to hand over the reigns of his kingdom to a new leader. The council needed a new face. Someone who could inspire both awe and fear. Someone who was both gentle and tough. In short he needed someone who was all he was and much more. After careful negotiations and deliberations with the other lords and the administrators who ruled the city he had arrived at his choice. Odysseus it would be.

The Beginning:
Achilles was always an ambitious boy. Right from a very young age when he led his small band of followers to conquer the east banks of the river, he was touted as a great war lord. Someone who would bring the glory to both his family but the entire city. The idea to rule over the Metropolis came to him when he was just 17. That was when he got together with a bunch of friends and followers and formed his family. Due to his razor sharp financial brain and an eye for good deals he soon led one of the most prosperous families on the outskirts of the city. But his prosperity brought along many enemies apart from the usual admirers.

Odysseus was the quintessential street fighter. His fighting skills were honed by many street brawls and public fights during his days of student activism. He was one of the brightest and toughest guys to head an activist outfit. His charming ways and penchant to spot an opportunity early on helped him expand his network of sympathizers and friends who helped him form his first major outfit which took over the business on the streets of the Silicon city in the early 21st century. But the Silicon city was just a stepping stone for him to his ultimate ambition, Metropolis, the land of dreams.

The City:
The city was divided into 4 main regions Southern, Central, Eastern and Western which were ruled over by their respective councils supervised by a corrupt board of administrators who held every conceivable power on paper but rarely were allowed to exercise them. The council had the region in its iron grip. The council was headed by a leader for a period of 2-5 years (sometimes longer). Most leaders after finishing their stints at the top of the council became legitimate businessmen or political leaders. Few harbored bigger ambitions and tried to head the state or national councils.

The Western council was economically and strategically the most important of the councils of Metropolis. Many of its past leaders had gone on to head the city and state councils and a couple of them had even headed the national executive.

Agamemnon succeeded Leonidas in 2002 after the latter in his glorious 5 year rule had changed the face of the region. Almost single handedly he has shifted the balance of power in the city and snatched it from the hands of the Southern council. After a 3 year reign Agamemnon finally decided to enter legitimate business and channel all his funds and contacts to build a nationwide network of commodity traders.

He had won many wars and battles in his reign with the help of his lieutenants Achilles and Odysseus. Odysseus handled the people who went into the battle and the contacts while Achilles had his vast network of financial resources at his disposal. Together they made a formidable pair, in fact they were the most lethal combination to have emerged on the city crime scene for almost a century. Both were proud and brave, steadfast in their friendship and terrifying in their vengeance.

Today all Agamemnon hoped for was his decision should not in any way weaken this bond which was the foundation on which his empire stood.

(to be continued...)

Monday, July 02, 2007

The Family

The Rich One (also known as 'The Chosen One') and the Wise One hated each other at first sight. But slowly began a friendship which laid the foundations of 'The Family'. Over endless sessions of drinking, smoking up, watching movies and organizing events the family grew into a close knit bunch of individuals.

As it is with any other organization the family soon developed its unofficial hierarchy. Both the founders adopted kids who would inherit their legacy. The Wise one chose a couple to inherit his events and political connections while the Rich One selected his successors to inherit his legacy of technological excellence. The family was supposedly ruled by the council consisting of the Rich and the Wise ones ably supported by experienced people both inside and outside the family. Soon the family extended its reach to encompass all social and political barriers. Members or people recruited by them influenced every sphere of life and strived hard to make a difference. Right from professors to peons to Hitmen to politicians, they all patronized the family.

As time passed the family structure changed to fit into the new social fabric. Women were also made a part of the family. Primary qualifications required were knowledge of geography (country capitals most importantly) and respect for age old family traditions. The family of course protected its female clan and saw to it that each and every person irritating them was followed by threatening calls, abuses and physical harassment (in each and every form).

As human nature changed so did the women in the family, many came, many left but one decided to stay back. The Chosen One had finally chosen someone. However like Karan Johar once said, every happy event is followed by a tragic one, the Chosen one had to leave the shores of the country to pursue greater goals. The Family was going international. Reluctantly the Wise One accepted the great burden of leading the family and keeping it together.

As time passed the younglings migrated in search of love and riches, many members passed the seas, the rivers and the creeks to find their place under the sun. Through a combination of Birthday celebrations, Drinking Sessions and Movie screenings the Wise One kept the family together and ensured that the ties of loyalty which bound them to each other were never broken.

He believed that the family which drank together always stayed together. In his zeal to keep traditions alive a family slogan was coined, so that every family member was proud of it and associated himself / herself with the great family legacy. “Jis Toofan Mein Dushman ke hosh ud jaate hain, us toofan mein hum chaadi sukhate hain” (courtesy: Great Bong) is the war cry the family members roar before they plunge themselves into battle.

Seven years after the founders sat around the council table with holy spirits and smoke, another member of the family prepares to take the long journey across the seven seas to meet the chosen one. The first woman to join the family will now play a greater role in shaping the future of the family in the international landscape. With the family core migrating and the younglings still hunting for their place under the sun its finally time for the family to reinvent itself and unveil its new and more powerful avatar.

Looking back at the splendour and glory which the family enjoyed, the Wise one wishes each and every member of the family every success. Of course the family still lives on. Its only a matter of time before we unveil version 2.0 in typical corleonisque fashion. Till then the wise one signs off with a small verse which the family younglings grew up listening to.

Another turning point
A fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you where to go
So make the best of this test
And don’t ask why
It’s not a question
But a lesson learned in time
For what it’s worth
It was worth all the while
It’s something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Back for Sure

Have decided to resume posting regularly. No longer depressed (so no sad songs). No longer bored (so no irritating 2 liners trying to sound cheeky). This time its for sure. Am planning to so a couple of series of posts on some of my favorite themes (mythology, LOTR, Improving Indian sports etc. Will try to keep the boring quotient to the minimum.

Life's been moving along well. Excitement about work varies between the 'I love what i am doing' and the 'WTF' days. But overall its fun. Have started learning how to dance. After the first 15 mins of sheer agony (where they make you stretch;which makes every muscle in my body is in excruciating pain) its quite fun.

Social calender is looking sufficiently engaged with marriages, engagements and outings. So will try uploading pictures also (not mine of course...the beautiful surroundings).

Plan to watch a movie a week for 52 weeks in 2007 is slightly off track. Mainly due to lack of good movies and the rains in Mumbai. But am just 3 movies behind the schedule and am hoping to make up for it in the coming few weeks (assuming the quality of movies released is at least average). Till now havent really seen any really good movie which stands apart from the rest of the mediocre offerings. But in hindi "Life in a Metro' was well worth the 150 bucks spent on it and in english there were quite a few ones i enjoyed but 'Blood Diamond' stood heads and shoulders above the rest.

Plan to finish the following in the next one month:
1. Join Salsa Classes
2. Form Quiz Club in Office
3. Take a weekend off for Trekking
4. Start doing yoga again (flab around the tummy needs to be tucked in)
5. Finish reading Sacred Games.

Thats all for now. Comments welcome. Better quality and frequency of posts promised. Tata.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

You and me
We used to be together
Everyday together always
I really feel
That I'm losing my best friend
I can't believe
This could be the end
It looks as though you're letting go
And if it's real
Well I don't want to know

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts

Our memories
Well, they can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightening
As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts

It's all ending
I gotta stop pretending who we are...
You and me I can see us dying...are we?

Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts
Don't tell me cause it hurts!
I know what you're saying
So please stop explaining

Don't speak,
don't speak,
don't speak,
oh I know what you're thinking
And I don't need your reasons
I know you're good,
I know you're good,
I know you're real good
Oh, la la la la la la La la la la la la
Don't, Don't, uh-huh Hush, hush darlin'
Hush, hush darlin' Hush, hush
don't tell me tell me cause it hurts
Hush, hush darlin' Hush, hush darlin'
Hush, hush don't tell me tell me cause it hurts


Sunday, March 11, 2007

Lay a whisper on my pillow,
leave the winter on the ground.
I wake up lonely,
there's air of silence in the bedroom
and all around
Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now.
It must have been love but I lost it somehow.
It must have been love but it's over now.

From the moment we touched, 'til the time had run out.
Make-believing we're together that I'm sheltered by your heart.
But in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm.
And it's a hard winters day, I dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now.
It's all that I wanted, now I'm living without.
It must have been love but it's over now,
it's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows.

Monday, March 05, 2007

I wonder...

If the movie is based on a dictator in Uganda, why is it called 'The Last King of Scotland'

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Just saw Children of Men and The Prestige. Very nice. Have no time to write a proper review nor do i think i am qualified enough but please watch. New DVD player finally being put to some good use.

Currently Reading Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman ... too good...insanely funny... must read...

Planning to watch Eklavya over the weekend. Will write a review if i like it.
Its been a while since i last blogged. Finding the motivation to sit and actually write that meaningful post which makes some sense was tough. So i finally figured that instead of waiting why not bombard the 2 or 3 people who read this blog with some more idiotic posts and then rest again for a while. After all the blog needs to have a decent amount of posts. Jokes apart, i have been thinking of writing some serious stuff for a while. Not about my life...not about anyone else's life, but generally.. stuff which makes sense. I guess its much better than posting some silly surveys like then ones you will find below this post.

Have been doing some research on articles related to sports and politics. These are the only things i truly understand and they sound like fun also. So if anyone who reads this has got any bright ideas, please comment or write in. I seriously intend to write meaningful stuff from now on.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Eagerly Awaited in 2007

Books:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J K Rowling (methinks harry wont die)
Inheritance Trilogy- Book 3 - Christopher Paolini (methinks Arya is the 3rd Rider)
Gameworld Trilogy-The Unwaba Revelations - Samit Basu (methinks Kirin's mom is still around somewhere)

Movies:
Guru (always been a Dhirubhai fan all my life)

Am a huge fantasy fan. Am currently reading Northern Lights (book 1, in the His Dark Materials Trilogy by Philip Pullman), quite good. Next i plan to start reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. Serious fiction can take a hike for the time being...i guess i like it here in dreamland.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Quotes i love

dunno who said these words... they used to be my favourates during engineering days.. I used to write them all over my submission files so that i appear cool...(those who are laughing shut up...many people actually thought i was cool...very very cool...by Bharati Vidyapeeth standards)

  • Jesus can do anything..tell him to try engineering...
  • ifucantreadthisthenuarehigh
  • reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency
  • i am not lazy..just very very calm
  • why to booze and die when u can dope and fly...
  • Hardwork never killed anyone but why take the risk...
  • Dont steal, the governtment hates competition..

Finally..

19 months after joining my first job i am finally excited about work, i can now feel the passion building up inside me. Sounds strange..lemme explain..

December-04, the placement season had just started, the primary aim which i had set for myself (like 99% of my batch) was to get placed with a package decent enough to make ends meet. Any package above a certain level (lets say X) would be an added bonus and so would be a job which requires you to stay in Mumbai (in my case, their respective hometowns in the case of others). So i finally began my hunt. But before i could start working on my CV the first bank arrived on campus. 6 hours of madness (includes the time spent to make a CV, get dressed, appear for GD, wait and appear for an interview), i had finally landed my first job, a decent package and location in good ol Mumbai. Life rocks.

May-05, the vaguely worded job profile says Product Development. Me- very excited, thinking that i would be developing products that the bank would sell to millions (ok-thousands) of its customers. Very Happy. After a short chat with someone from HR and a few senior managers who has come for the induction, happiness slowly starts fading.

June-05, finally joined job, Boss says job is to test software. Me- wtf... %^ #*&%#. Later Boss explains that its an IT consultant type of a profile where we would constantly be interacting with vendors and IT department and explain them what software to create for the bank.
Truth finally dawns, i was not one of the super smart ones to be chosen for product development, in fact i was one of those fools who was stupid enough to fall for their ploy and land this testing job.

what happened from then till Oct-06 is really of no consequence...i moved from one profile to another...from a tester to a consultant to a business analyst to a product manager to an operations guy to personal secy to super boss to software tester again.... till finally i decided to move on and either quit the organisation of join another department (in fact efforts had started as early as May-06)...

So after many arguments, interviews and gyan sessions later i became a relationship manager in corporate banking, sounded cool. I always wanted to be like those smartly dressed guys constantly on the move, meeting client s and cutting big deals (yeah i did meet clients and cut deals in my old profile also, but never made any money for the bank)...this was my chance to do that and style...

So began my journey into the world of balance sheets and credit analysis, tough but interesting...

back then in B school..me and old man used to eat, sleep and dream work (drink also)...that's what made us so passionate about our work...when i say dream i meant it literally...i had glorious visions of superbly organised festivals and seminars floating in my head...with huge amounts of sponsorships and the best speakers / entertainers that money could afford...

Last night i dreamt of work...my head was filled with visions of how i could cut those tough deals which had been stuck for the past few days...how i could offer a proposition which was profitable to as well as my client...like the don would say...'make and offer he cannot refuse'...

yes m friends...m back...and this time i love my job...

Friday, December 01, 2006

Points to Ponder

What they say: Money cant buy you happiness...
Reality: Lots of money can make you happy....very happy...very very happy.....

What they say: If you love someone let her her go, if she comes back then she loves you...
Reality: If you let her go...she will definitely come back...with a husband by her side and a kid in her arms...

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Indigo

We all want to lead good lives. Wine and Dine at the best places. One day Nishith, Mallu and Pooh decided to celebrate the small insignificant successes that had come their way recently. They decided to wine and dine in one of the best places in town. Since it was their special night they did not want to spare any expenses. So promptly a booking was done, plans were made to leave offices early so that they reach the place well in time.

Given below is the menu they had (will upload a photograph soon):
Soup:
Spinach & Gruyere (i have no idea what it means) with Toasted Almonds

Appetizers:
Corn Crepe raviolo with Lobster and Cumin peppers
Artichoke & Palm Hearts with Basil dresing

Main Course:
Braised Shank of New Zealend Lamb....with a galss of El Retiro Reserva Especial Tempranillo 2004 (whatever that means)

Poha Crusted Roast Chilean Sea Bass with a glass of Chardonnay Torrontes 2005 (it was nothing like the poha my mom gives me for breakfast every morning)

Tea Smoked Grilled Chicken with Creamy Shitakes with a glass of Malbec El Retiro (shitakes??)

Dessert:
Cranberry and Walnut Crossata WITH basil ice cream
Creme Brule with Biscotti (very very different from what we used to have at Mocha)
Grand (something) Cheesecake

Mallu was very happy he did not have to share the tab because both of them owed him a treat. Nishith and Pooh are still figuring out avenues for alternate employment apart from their 9-9 jobs so that they can earn enough money to make ends meet.

On a more serious note. The food was awesome..the desserts were even better. But since i have been bought up on a pav bhaji and pani puri diet i do not understand the intricacies of good food (forget pronouncing it). Like a friend once said...if you happen to run into a place which is full of firangs and you are NOT in goa then either the food is very bad or it is obscenely expensive. Am glad it was the latter in our case. But it was an experience indeed.

The personalised menu for the evening for Nishith Pandya and friends lies proudly pinned to Mallu's desk with a line stating " I MADE HIM PAY FOR THIS'

Monday, November 06, 2006

Tired....

6.00 pm on a Monday evening...just finished reading 2 reports, one more to go, also have to finish a 20 page proposal and a briefing session with boss.

Spent a rather boring weekend...Most of Saturday was spent in office trying to fix some presentation for boss. Sunday afternoon was used for a nice lavish lunch followed by some shopping. I think Shoppers Stop is in business because of people like me ( the amount of money i have blown there to get myself to a certain level for job shift is insane). Windies disappointed me a lot. I was expecting a repeat of the previous final (and was quite happy also after the blazing start). I have now joined the official 'Australia is unbeatable' believers club. Ashes is going to be a complete whitewash.

Looking forward to - my first meeting with a couple of clients this week, Mom coming back.....(food here sucks)

If you have the time please read 'The Mephisto Club' by Tess Gerritsen. I read the review here.

Couple of other interesting articles i came across today:

IT Biggies forced to chuck out trainees failing grade.

Tendulkar promises victory in South Africa. (i say-fat chance, have already put my money on the africans)

Saturday, November 04, 2006

The Departed

Saw it last night...and loved it. I think its worth every bit of the of 4 and 1/2 stars the rediff reviewer has given it.

The performances were awesome, especially Jack Nicholson. I wont divulge any part of the story..please go watch it yourself. But Scorsese is brilliant, his deft touch is evident by the way the story alternates between the characters of Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio and how their lives are connected to each other. Nicholson has his sinister presence looming large over both the characters. Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg are also good and make their presence felf in the screen time they have. Wahlberg has some lovely lines (watch him where he says " I'm the guy who does my job, you must be the other guy", he is brilliant). Personally i felt the film dragged a bit towards the end...but then all Scorsese films are supposed to be long.

The dialogues are full of cuss words but witty nevertheless, very well written. Hope Scorsese wins the much deserved Oscar for this one. Leo and Nicholson are going to be right up there when the nominees for the Oscars are going to be announced.

Enough said. Now go watch it. I feel it was every bit worth the 180 bucks i spent on it (damn...metro adlabs is expensive)



Friday, November 03, 2006

Classic Quotes.....

Movie: Dil Maange More
Soha Ali Khan to Shahid Kapoor: Tum Samarpur ke kunve ke maindak ho....
Means: You are a frog in the well of Samarpur

Movie: Cant remember the name
Jeetandra to some baddie: (baddie accuses Jeetu of blackmail)... Saale tu kud paap ka mail hai....
Means: you are the dirt of sins

Movie: Julie
Neha Dhupia to Yash Tonk: Aag mere badan mein lag rahi hai aur biscuit tum kha rahe ho........
Means: My body is on fire and you are eating biscuits

These three were my favorate ones....lemme know if you guys can think of any classic lines which better these ones... No mithunda lines please...these is a separate category for those ones... They are the timeless masterpieces....

Thursday, November 02, 2006

am finally back...

Am finally out of hibernation....been very busy last few months (doing nothing of consequence). Finally after a lot of serious thinking and contemplating have made my first big career decision. The incessant cribbing and whining about old job has finally come to an end and i have moved to a new profile within the bank. Last Thursday i joined the corporate banking division as a relationship manager. Still in the learning + getting settled phase yet, will keep posting about job later.

So with all the thinking and contemplating a lot of reading and watching movies has also happened. On the reading front i finished Jeffery Archer's latest short stories collection...Cat o nine tales...quite nice and highly recommended, am close to finishing Shantaram finally (should be done this weekend hopefully), also finished Prince of Ayodhya and The lord of the Flies in between. As for movies am eagerly looking forward to Dhoom 2 (just for ash) and Guru (based on the life story of my hero)...might catch departed tomorrow.

To all those (few) people who used to visit my blog (and comment sometimes) - please do drop in more often from now onwards, will try to post something interesting at least twice a week (time permitting).